scripts
FUNNY WEDDING CEREMONY SCRIPT
Welcome and thank you, family and friends, for being here today, to witness this public celebration of two beautiful people’s love for each other. I asked the couple what they wanted me to include in this ceremony, and they told me to keep things light and funny... but most importantly, to keep it short. I’m guessing we all want to hit that open bar a little earlier today...You’ve been asked here today because you are all an important part of _________ and _________’s life. Maybe you were that childhood friend who taught _________ that bugs don’t ...
THE SHORTEST WEDDING CEREMONY SCRIPT EVER
This script only contains the two things absolutely required for a wedding ceremony to be legally binding: the Declaration of Intent and the wedding officiant’s Pronouncement.We have not included a Procession, Personal Vow Exchange, Ring Exchange, or Recession in this script. Although these elements are very common in both traditional and modern wedding ceremonies, they are considered ceremonial and are not legally required for a wedding to take place...
SIMPLE WEDDING CEREMONY SCRIPT
Welcome everyone, and thank you all for joining us.
We’re here today to celebrate the marriage of __________ and __________, two wonderful people who have touched hundreds of hearts over the years, and have made the lives of everyone in this room infinitely more interesting, with their humor, wisdom, and take-no-shit spirits. Today, they promise to spend the rest of their lives laughing, learning, and making life better for each other every day...
We’re here today to celebrate the marriage of __________ and __________, two wonderful people who have touched hundreds of hearts over the years, and have made the lives of everyone in this room infinitely more interesting, with their humor, wisdom, and take-no-shit spirits. Today, they promise to spend the rest of their lives laughing, learning, and making life better for each other every day...

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